Post by RonPost by Jimmy_For_FreedomThis is funny.
http://groups-beta.google.com/group/can.taxes/browse_frm/thread/03357c7cd04cee9e/cc979b8c6ae31aed#cc979b8c6ae31aed
as funny as when he invented the "willkill" persona to post threats
against HIMSELF!!
LOL!!!
My favorite has always been....
"No, in old law a WIFE was an artificial person subject to the rules and
distinctions of civil law." - Abbot the Retard
In a pathetic attempt to discredit the facts associated with the laws of
coverture where a married woman LOST her separate legal
existence/identity (person) and the husband and wife were considered as
ONE person in the eyes of the law, that person being the husband, our
jester stated that a "wife" was an ARTIFICIAL PERSON.
When I asked the readers what they thought of his claim, of course the
readers had a good laugh at his expense.
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I have investigated this case thoroughly and discovered that the "wife"
in question was actually a blow-up doll that was bought on the Internet
or by mail order.
Therefore the "wife" was, indeed, an "artificial person". The tax
implications are obvious and I will not adumbrate them here.
Axqi
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"Could she have been an inflatable vinyl doll with all accesories?"
Thinker
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"Simple: He married a blow-up doll. :-)"
D. Stussy
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"It probably his nothing to do with law. More likely to do with the
availability of blow-up dolls, and consumption of too much alcohol."
Stephen Jenuth
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You will notice that even Jenuth recognized that it was he who made the
claim and laughed at the simpleton!!! lol
Take care people,
StaR